MINNECHOR
And he went to the gym, and he lifted the weights
and he drank them protein drinks
and he watches them clips “Don’t fuck with Chuck”
and his roundhouse-kicks impressed all the chicks
And van Lendenruh whimpered:
VAN LENDENRUH
“You went to the gym but I danced with Detlef D! Soost!
I was voted out in the very first round
and he told me ‘Thy sucketh the most!’”
MINNECHOR
Tra-lalalalala, tra-lalala, tra-lalalalalala
And they fought 40 days and they fought 40 nights
until their very last breath
they were roundhouse-kicking, hair pulling and spitting
until they both faced Death
VATER VAN LENDENRUH
“You fight like a chick with your roundhouse-kick!
This fight is so goddamn lame!
Let’s give it a rush and make them bones crush
or you both will be galaxy’s shame!”
MINNECHOR
Tra-lalalalala, tra-lalala, tra-lalalalalala
ZORX
I’m gonna crack your balls
VAN LENDENRUH
Catch me catch me if you can
ZORX
I’m the Z and this is my call
VAN LENDENRUH
S-S-S-S Gagaga
VATER VAN LENDENRUH
“Lu – it – pold!
Now you are in charge, my son
So has it been written, so let it be done
The sea king’s descendent lies crushed on the ground
Fulfill your fathers will
Rise your sword and kill
the heir of the sea kings or we’ll be hellbound!
Never forget your roots
Those evil forces of doom
They are the reason why you are here!
The lessons I’ve told you, my son,
when this goddamned robot was gone!
We’ll drown this whole universe in fear!
VAN LENDENRUH
(Gasp) So you took sweet Florax away!
The robot I miss til this day!
And now I can see through your evil plan!
But I won’t follow your leads
reject your evil deeds
and free this galaxy once and for all!
Get here, father, you’re comin’ with me!
VATER VAN LENDENRUH
Son, what you’re doin’, let go of me!
VAN LENDENRUH
I’ll be riding with you and the virus into the sun!
VATER VAN LENDENRUH
No, noooo!
MINNECHOR
As the last blade was wielded on that struggled battlefield
Van Lendenruh and his father were gone
but when you look up high to the darkest sky
you can watch their jodeling way into the sun
Tra-lalalalala, tra-lalala, tra-lalalalalala
Tra-lalalalala, tra-lalala, tra-lalalalalala
