Achtung, Achtung Roter Alarm, Roter Alarm Bitte begeben Sie sich in die Rettungskapseln Lebenserhaltung – 90 % Fallend Sofortige Evakuierung
Attention, Attention Red Alert, Red Alert Please board the escape capsules Life support system – 85 % Falling Immediate evacuation
Erschießen Sie ihn! Aber das können wir nicht tun, Sir! Ich muss es tun! Joladjiiii Joladjiiii Joladjiiiieeee
ZORX
Whazz happenin Brother? I’m Captain Zorx an this is my ship. Whazz dizz fuzz bout, gettin kicks outta Jodelin? Yo’all givin’ me headaches with that shit
When i heard that noise i wuz juzz chillin with my bitch givin’ her private lessons extraterrestrial style So what this donky stuff you’re doin’? Do me a favour and keep it down
Can someone here explain these manic noises I got a lady, waitin’ for me and I teach her things you’ll never get the chance to see
But wait – something strange goin on aboard my ship Zappes, Zores – whazzup with you? Never seen you like this before Have a drink too many?
Or is it the heat y’all feelin? Behavin like you caught a virus I never seen since long gone times
LUITPOLD VAN LENDENRUH
Everybody is scared about my virus, my virus scares everybody but not me Everybody is scared about my virus, my virus every everybody but not me
Everybody is scared about his virus, his virus scares everybody but not him Everybody is scared about his virus, his virus every everybody but not him
ZORX
Van Lendenruh? Here aboard? Luitpold my ass! You can’t scare me see I’m Captain Z now look at you you know what I gonna do with little weeners like you I’m gonna make myself a nice cup of coffee
whip your ass and eat you up for breakfast
and after that a nice cigar and some more coffee and then I’m heading for the loo to shit you out and then I sit and wonder what to do with that huge pile of shit and there’s only one thing to do Flush it down
VAN LENDENRUH
If you’re happy when you yodel clap your hands I’m livin’ off the fat of the land If you’re happy and you know it And you’re really up to show it
I’m so happy when you yodel, ha Zorx my poodle catch me if you can
ZORX
I can Van Lendenruh believe me where are you ? You know been waiting for so long to crack your little balls
VAN LENDENRUH
A virus in my hand I come from virus land Yes it’s right I am the virus man
ZORX
Man, I’m not scared of your virus Van Lendenruh
VAN LENDENRUH
The virus on your ship goes round and round
ZORX
Nothing round you when I’m finished
VAN LENDENRUH
Catch me catch me if you can
ZORX
I’m the big Z
VAN LENDENRUH
S-S-S-S Gagaga
ZORX
From planet E
VAN LENDENRUH
Zohohorrrxxxx
ZORX
Van Lendenruh !!!!!!
VAN LENDENRUH
Huhuhhuhuaaiiii
